If Refrigerators Could Talk

Dear Human(s),
Since we have been together, I have done some many things for you. I keep your refrigerated food cold, and your frozen foods frozen. Please pay attention to me. There’s nothing more annoying to me then to smell mold growing in here, it makes me gag. Please toss these disgusting science experiments out, or grow them somewhere else. By the way, the kids bedroom, says do not let them grow in here. Also, please make sure to wipe down my shelves once in awhile and get those vegetable peelings out of my crisper drawers. In return, I will work as hard as I can to make sure the food stays cold. If you don’t, you can forget about the ice, and I will freeze all your stuff on the bottom shelf.

Love, The Refrigerator

June 14, 2010

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